five-of-hearts:

goofygaggifts:

Go Girl Urination Device! 

Okay this “”“funny gag gift”“” is cool and all, but I’m reblogging this because it’s fairly cheap ($10 on Amazon), has good reviews and is useful for my DFAB trans masculine followers! Here ya go fellas

five-of-hearts:

goofygaggifts:

Go Girl Urination Device

Okay this “”“funny gag gift”“” is cool and all, but I’m reblogging this because it’s fairly cheap ($10 on Amazon), has good reviews and is useful for my DFAB trans masculine followers! Here ya go fellas

onlyleigh:

Basically.

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

slowartday:

Andreas Franke, The Sinking World

THIS IS AMAZING

spoopy-denmark:

who else noticed this?

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guys i think denmark likes cats

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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lifeonvega:

half-blood-witch:

greendaywhore:

brostorian:

purewhitesimplicity:

Okay so I high pitched 21 Guns and…

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I’M GOING TO Cry OMG

Phineas and Ferb: The Teen Years.

Perfect.

This is how I came to love this song.

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…This should not work as well as it does.

super-star-destroyer:


constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

The British are so fuckin weird.

super-star-destroyer:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

The British are so fuckin weird.

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