I know that feel.
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not
This is both an accurate depiction of pansexuality and of my knowledge of sports.